The Priest and the Spicy Confession:
A woman enters the confessional and says to the priest:
— Father, I’ve come to confess, I’ve sinned…
The priest responds:
— Daughter, God forgives everything. Tell me what you did.
The woman, nervous, says:
— Father… I had a crazy night with three men at the same time.
The priest remains silent and says:
— Daughter, that’s very serious… pray 10 Hail Marys and… wait a moment, three men?
The woman nods.
The priest takes out his phone and asks:
— Give me details, daughter… for investigative purposes, of course.
The Drunk Man and the Woman at the Bar:
A drunk man enters a bar and sees a stunning woman sitting alone. He approaches her and says:
— Miss… you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life.
The woman, annoyed, responds:
— Excuse me, but I have a boyfriend.
The drunk smiles and says:
— So what? I have a liver, and here I am… taking another drink.
The Suspicious Husband:
A man arrives home unexpectedly and shouts:
—I know there’s a man here! I’m going to find him!
He looks under the bed… nothing.
He looks in the closet… nothing.
He opens the refrigerator and sees a man inside.
—WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
The man inside the refrigerator, shivering, answers:
—Sir… if you’re asking me so coldly, honestly… I have no idea.
The Daring Wife and the Jealous Husband:
A man arrives home earlier than expected and sees a man’s feet under the curtain.
Furious, he grabs a bat and swings with all his might.
When he finishes, his wife looks at him and says:
—Honey… before you go on, I wanted to tell you that your mother came to visit and is hiding to surprise you.
The husband, pale, asks:
—So whose feet are those?
The wife smiles and says:
—I don’t know… but it’s great that you hit them, I wanted to know too!
The husband in trouble:
A man is in a motel with his lover when suddenly his phone rings.
It’s his wife.
—Hey, love, what are you doing?
The man, nervous, answers:
—Nothing, my love, here at home, resting.
The wife laughs and says:
—Oh, really? Well, turn around, I’m right behind you.